a megaton dirty bomb 💥 of cray cray + cute shit
traveling, 24th thru Oct 2. for biz + pleasure. not by ✈ this time, for once in a long time. traveling is becoming an art form, one who's medium is time + patience, logistics, and little tweaks to enhance your experience. more later, I'm out.
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it's been a minute since I checked in with my favorite crazy ass ajuma, always fighting + freaking out with her food, for reals.
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animated poem by Billy Collins ( Poet Laureate of the United States 🇺🇸 from 2001 to 2003). one of my favs.
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Word up! It's the code word No matter where you say it, you know that you'll be heard lacuna — a gap, absence, or missing portion; especially in a manuscript, memory, argument, or body of knowledge. saudade — a deep, bittersweet longing for someone, something, or a time that is absent or perhaps irretrievable. kenopsia — the eerie atmosphere of a place that is normally busy but is strangely empty. apricity — the warmth of sunlight on a cold winter day. susurrus — a soft whispering, rustling, or murmuring sound, like leaves, rain, or hushed voices. anagnorisis — a sudden moment of recognition or discovery, especially when a character realizes a crucial truth. fernweh — a longing for distant places; a kind of homesickness for somewhere you've never been. eunoia — beautiful thinking; goodwill or a benevolent disposition toward another person. petrichor — the distinctive earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry ground. vell...
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please don't lose your shit Joanna Wietrzyk Australian athlete Joanna Wietrzyk won a Hyrox fitness competition in Beijing. She also finished the race with shit running down her legs while using shared equipment. Hyrox let her finish and awarded her the win before apparently realizing they had no actual rule for this particular scenario. They cleaned everything afterward, added new protocols, and Wietrzyk later withdrew her victory. kids these days The Cat in the Hat has apparently become a terrorist scarecrow. AI memes and videos of people in Cat costumes lurking around schools and houses have been circulating online, complete with threats naming supposed targets. Several students in the U.S. have been charged over related hoaxes, while schools in several states issued warnings. In British Columbia, somebody apparently took the joke offline and chased a teenage girl while wear...
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it really is multi orgasmic! 👄 if ur cool peeps, like I know u are drop me some ❤️ on my gspot
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when your friends are hurting lolz. new category: crazy poor non-asians
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I forgot to post this last friday so here it is, on a tuesday. let's call it tech Tuesday then. I needed something like this so I found it: Hydrus network , a geeky solution for large image libraries. test running it right now as it combs through my extensive image library. my nosy and ever curious cousin a crazy Korean girl named Grace remarks 'you sure have lots hot girls on your hard drive'. yuppppppppppppp. that's what she said huhuhuhuhuhuh.
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not that long ago go: ICE agents in the city of apples 🍎 (they must be rich owning Apple huhuhuhuh) , fearing that this hot foreign born chicka🔥named Elmina Aghayeva might be getting smarter than they are (not hard). so they all decided to infiltrate Columbia university + arrest her tight, hot ass.knowing they'd never get some chick like her. thus trying to deprive other guys from doing what they themselves couldn't. must've been some bored ass agent sifting through IG for chicks to harass (and the only time they'll ever get to see them in handcuffs huhuhuhuh). well, apparently after Trump + that retarded mayor of NYC put their 🧠 together decided its best that they release her from her short stint as a jail bitch. see all along I was planning my own introduction by bursting from the ceiling and shooting my grappling gun to escape (abduct really) this hapless girl 'trust me I'm a professional' I'd say to her as I grabbed her and made off, ziplining t...
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Any time you meet a payment. Good Times! Any time you need a friend Good Times! Any time you're out from under. Not getting hassled, not getting hustled. Keepin' your head above water, Making a wave when you can. Temporary lay offs. Good Times! Easy credit rip offs Good Times! Scratchin' and surviving Good Times! Hangin and a-jivin' Good Times! Ain't we lucky we got 'em Good Times.
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been watching this 🔥 milf in middle of some woods surviving. is it real? or just some IG chick being filmed doing shit? who knows, but they're fun to watch. or some hapless Korean or Japanese chick all dolled up having a lonesome picnic with drone shots + expensive digital equipment telling her story like its some asian drama IRL. fake af but visually satisfying. I really, really wanna just come out with a scream mask on and scare the crap out of them all hahah that'd be hilarious. . this fun little nymph be rolling like a big ole pyiamp in her luxury glamping mobile, and she doesn't mess around with showing her audience whats up: her perfect bod, cooking skillz + slow pouring of alcoholic beverages. then when she talks about her life in Japanese its pretty mesmerizing. kinda like me when I start rapping in Elvish or Valyrian. and yeah, those are legit languages people.
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added some new fresh tracks, they're below by the footer if ur feeling like listening ♪♪
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recently, I found myself strutting along in my local Home Depot, wandering about in search of: a lamp for my home office. consider this a master class in chasing ass huhuhhuhu jk, in reality ass chasing me if you want to be technical. relax and chill y'allz so uptight + supa serious. can cut that in half with a butterknife. but I happened to mosey on over to the kitchen area and was warmly greeted (beside the latest in fridges + modern appliances, kitchen windows + such) by a titillating rack of...titties. oh dear, oh my... so after the spell wore off, which wasn't that soon, I looked up to see a sheepishly grinning 🔥 (by Chicago standards, easily a 9 or 10) white chick leering at me like she was quite accustomed with the effect she had. I simply asked her 'hey gorgeous can I see one of these bad boys in action?' and her grin became a Colgate smile real quick, her hair flowing in the wind, and her teeth went *DING!*. she was giving off that 'we must procreate to ...
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you let me devastate you....you let me desecrate you.... yeah I know that was kick ass, glad you likes y'all know how I do keeping things classy around here.
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