Seduction Safari: Home Depot
recently, I found myself strutting along in my local Home Depot, wandering about in search of: a lamp for my home office. consider this a master class in chasing ass huhuhhuhu jk, in reality ass chasing me if you want to be technical. relax and chill y'allz so uptight + supa serious. can cut that in half with a butterknife. but I happened to mosey on over to the kitchen area and was warmly greeted (beside the latest in fridges + modern appliances, kitchen windows + such) by a titillating rack of...titties. oh dear, oh my... so after the spell wore off, which wasn't that soon, I looked up to see a sheepishly grinning 🔥 (by Chicago standards, easily a 9 or 10) white chick leering at me like she was quite accustomed with the effect she had. I simply asked her 'hey gorgeous can I see one of these bad boys in action?' and her grin became a Colgate smile real quick, her hair flowing in the wind, and her teeth went *DING!*. she was giving off that 'we must procreate to ...
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