not that long ago go: ICE agents in the city of apples 🍎 (they must be rich owning Apple huhuhuhuh), fearing that this hot foreign born chicka🔥named Elmina Aghayeva might be getting smarter than they are (not hard). so they all decided to infiltrate Columbia university + arrest her tight, hot ass.knowing they'd never get some chick like her. thus trying to deprive other guys from doing what they themselves couldn't. must've been some bored ass agent sifting through IG for chicks to harass (and the only time they'll ever get to see them in handcuffs huhuhuhuh). well, apparently after Trump + that retarded mayor of NYC put their 🧠together decided its best that they release her from her short stint as a jail bitch. see all along I was planning my own introduction by bursting from the ceiling and shooting my grappling gun to escape (abduct really) this hapless girl 'trust me I'm a professional' I'd say to her as I grabbed her and made off, ziplining towards my trusted escape vehicle awaiting its masters return. thank goodness too can't have hot hapless IG girls rotting on the inside. such a travesty!
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