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please don't lose your shit Joanna Wietrzyk Australian athlete Joanna Wietrzyk won a Hyrox fitness competition in Beijing. She also finished the race with shit running down her legs while using shared equipment. Hyrox let her finish and awarded her the win before apparently realizing they had no actual rule for this particular scenario. They cleaned everything afterward, added new protocols, and Wietrzyk later withdrew her victory. kids these days The Cat in the Hat has apparently become a terrorist scarecrow. AI memes and videos of people in Cat costumes lurking around schools and houses have been circulating online, complete with threats naming supposed targets. Several students in the U.S. have been charged over related hoaxes, while schools in several states issued warnings. In British Columbia, somebody apparently took the joke offline and chased a teenage girl while wear...

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these fools

every so often a pair of geniuses comes as a blip on my radar to pay heed to. these lunatics decided to cut down a famous sycamore tree at Hadrian's wall one day, for internet fame. so, isn't it safe to say it was the fault of the internet as well? possibly. the Sycamore gap tree being the name of said tree. anyways these IRL Beavis + Butthead's of the UK thought they'd get internet famous or go viral or something. I could only imagine what their conversation must've been: DAVE: Right. You ready? MARK: Yeah. DAVE: We're cutting down the tree. MARK: The massive famous tree? DAVE: The massive famous tree. MARK: Dude… DAVE: What? MARK: We're gonna go viral. DAVE: WE'RE GONNA GO VIRAL. MARK: Mate, imagine the views. DAVE: Ten million views. MARK: Twenty million. DAVE: One hundred million. MARK: A billion. DAVE: That's too many. MARK: Nah, mate. The internet's massive. DAVE: True. MARK: You reckon people will be an...

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☀️ Summer Notes:2026

dad, it's been a minute since we last spoke you + I. this was the first summer w/o you here . and I felt that. at times people tried in vain to suppress such instead of giving themselves permission to feeeeeel. repression is toxicity of the soul. why fight what is? and I believe this absolute fear of vulnerability is what deadens people really. they want to be stronger, tougher, more resilient. like Frodo Baggins with the one ring. but in the end? even Frodo failed. it took a bigger failure, Golum to be the unintentional hero. as if feeling(s) were an inconvenience, an obstacle. which is weird given every emotional retard basks in these Hobby Lobby feel good euphemisms, therapist language, and toxic positivity. now I know what the author of crying in Hmart was rambling on about in her stupid book (a stupid book my cuz kept insisting I read). I say stupid b/c the girl doesn't even look half Korean, sounds like an annoying genZ who somehow turned Hmart into her own personal ...

Seduction Safari: Home Depot

recently, I found myself strutting along in my local Home Depot, wandering about in search of: a lamp for my home office. consider this a master class in chasing ass huhuhhuhu jk, in reality ass chasing me if you want to be technical. relax and chill y'allz so uptight + supa serious. can cut that in half with a butterknife. but I happened to mosey on over to the kitchen area and was warmly greeted (beside the latest in fridges + modern appliances, kitchen windows + such) by a titillating rack of...titties. oh dear, oh my... so after the spell wore off, which wasn't that soon, I looked up to see a sheepishly grinning 🔥 (by Chicago standards, easily a 9 or 10) white chick leering at me like she was quite accustomed with the effect she had. I simply asked her 'hey gorgeous can I see one of these bad boys in action?' and her grin became a Colgate smile real quick, her hair flowing in the wind, and her teeth went *DING!*. she was giving off that 'we must procreate to ...